Last night I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse because I had been watching The Walking Dead that night and for some reason the zombies were just skeletons and I was trapped in this high school gym with some random people who did not share my confusion about this. The doors were blocked and everything and all I could hear was like bones jingling outside the door and I woke up really confused and was like “skeleton war…”
I promised myself I’d never post anything about that goddamn meme but it got to me, man. there’s no fucking escape
Sebastian: I'm simply one hell of a butler
Ciel: oh my fucking god we get it already you don't have to say that every fucking time
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive
if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later
but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is
really not okay
can you imagine the hetalians playing truth or dare
"america, truth or dare aru"
"hAHA DARE DUDE"
"i dare you to pay me back"
"wtf i said truth bruh"